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Hello, we're so glad you called If you dialed 25467 Then listen to this directory Of services here in Heaven For thank-you prayers press #1 For problems its #2 For general info, hold the line And an angel will talk with you! For catastrophes or accidents Or if someone is very sick... Do not panic, just stay calm And push the #6 Qurstions about forgiveness Are answered at #5 #8 handles the shipping of grace Helping those on earth survive! Repentance issues are #3 That office is never closed For complaints push #7 We have tons of those! To repeat this entire menu Just press the #8 Listen to all the choices And then don't hesitate And to make a reservation We're open all the time Just say "Salvation" at the tone After pushing #9 Oh and calls to say "I love You, God" Aren't considered any bother Just push the #4 right now To connect with God the Father! He'll never say He's busy And you won't get put on hold... Its in the contract called the Bible By Matthew, we've been told! So thank you for your call today It's certainly been a pleasure Feel free to ring up anytime To share in Heaven's treasure!! Dusty Richardson c 2001 |
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