| THE SNAKE !! |
| THE SNAKE Our generation has been cursed With an evil, slimy fiend Who uses slick and oily speech To further his deceitful means His favorite tool is television And he wields it with great skill Appealing to all who'll listen "Please fill the Lord's empty till!" TV preachers far and wide Crowd network channels galore And pretend to sell salvation From a heavenly department store! They live on fancy, rich estates Ride in chauffered limousines Conning seniors out of pension funds By constant pleading from the screen! "Your money does the Lord's work!!" He claims at 10 each day... Neglecting to mention it also covers His expensive weekend getaway!! He almost always claims to be As an ambassador of the Lord... Someone should nominate the creep For the latest Academy Awards! God managed to create the entire world But he suddenly needs an attache? Not only that, but Heaven's bankrupt? How that happened, he doesn't say! He also says that he's a teacher Explaining any and all beliefs Well, I don't need it clarified... Where I come from...he's a thief!! For I've read the Bible lots of times Without finding the verse in which God says "Thou shalt find a preacher man And do your best to make him rich!!" "Send your donations in right away Get your prayer on Heaven's docket!" And while his right hand's on the Bible His left one's in your pocket! |
| People shouldn't have to pay someone To pray on their behalf "Need a prayer partner? 200 bucks!" If it wasn't so sad...I'd laugh! But he feeds upon the elderly Who are alone and perhaps afraid For having no one else to talk to They buy into this fool's charade... I'd love to be up in Heaven When this slime ball rolls around His face'll be worth a million when God hits the button labeled "DOWN"! And after the initial shock, he'll see The end of his every scheme... For deceit is the Devils stock and trade On second thought, they'll make quite a team! Dusty Richardson c 2001 |
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